KEEEEP Bleeedin', KEEP, KEEP Bleedin'

Dear Americans

I would like to apologise for Leona "Bleedin" Lewis.
I understand that her song is a brain meltingly, ear bleedingly, eye scratchingly catchy tune, and well done for the song writers for that. I also understand she has a lovely singing voice, splendid legs and a pair of lips that, quite frankly, are far more sexy than I'm comfortable.
What I'm apologising for is her complete absence of personality, sorry about that.

I haven't a drawing for you, if I had, it would have been of her lips.

Carry on.
Richard