Unamed Fantasy Thingy

Now, here we are, the first page proper.
I wish I could come up with a name for the thing at the moment, its not called Girth Longshaft. That's the characters name. My plan is to introduce all the characters in little vignettes (ooh, vignettes), and then set up the story...and that'll be the first issue...I think, I don't know. We'll see. You may notice a slight Carry On vibe permeating this.
Oh, and here's a special bonus one panel thing as well.